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waliguy       Aug. 17, 2006 11:11 am
trublechuter       Aug. 17, 2006 11:14 am
Zimo       Aug. 17, 2006 11:24 am
chado       Aug. 17, 2006 11:27 am
hunter       Aug. 17, 2006 11:29 am
chado       Aug. 17, 2006 11:29 am
mdwangsness       Aug. 17, 2006 11:30 am
waliguy       Aug. 17, 2006 11:37 am
SRex       Aug. 17, 2006 11:39 am
Capitalist       Aug. 17, 2006 11:40 am
Stormin'       Aug. 17, 2006 01:45 pm
Rob_in_SC       Aug. 17, 2006 01:55 pm
p2000       Aug. 17, 2006 02:02 pm
waliguy       Aug. 17, 2006 02:23 pm
crashez       Aug. 17, 2006 02:57 pm
SRex       Aug. 17, 2006 03:09 pm

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Default August 17, 2006, 11:11 AM

In honor of p2000's recent hernia surgery (see his thread), I thought it would be the family thing to do to post your best hernia one-liners and jokes.

Laughter hurts so good.

Carry on...

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Default August 17, 2006, 11:14 AM

Hey is that a bulge in your tummy or you just happy to see me <IMG SRC='/cf4/images/smiley/smiley02.gif' BORDER=0 WIDTH=15 HEIGHT=15>

I had my hernia surgery last year I know all about it
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Default August 17, 2006, 11:24 AM

When I came out of anesthesia after my hernia surgery I asked the Dr:

So, did my breast augmentation go well?
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Default August 17, 2006, 11:27 AM

After I was medicated and the nurse started to prep me for surgery I asked, "Shouldn't you at least buy me dinner first." LOL
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Default August 17, 2006, 11:29 AM

When I came out of anesthesia after my hernia surgery I asked the Dr:

Can I hold my hose now?
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Default August 17, 2006, 11:29 AM

Oh, but I think the doctor had the best line, "18 minutes my fastest time yet!" and he was dead serious.
Greaaaatt!
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Default August 17, 2006, 11:30 AM

No, that's not a pencil in my pocket, it's my intestines.

OK, maybe that's not so great, but I tried.
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"Doc, how come it took 45 years to dissend my third testicle?"
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Default August 17, 2006, 11:39 AM

Pete; "How soon till I can have sex again?"

Doc; "As soon as you can hold your arm out without pain."

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Default August 17, 2006, 11:40 AM

"No more balls the size of an Orange, you fag." --- Anita Bryant, actress and hernia surgeon.
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Default August 17, 2006, 01:45 PM

Turn your head and cough. OK, now you do mine!
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Default August 17, 2006, 01:55 PM

There was a young man with a hernia <br>
Who said to his surgeon, "Gosh-dernya, <br>
When carving my middle <br>
Be sure you don't fiddle <br>
With matters that do not concern ya."
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Default August 17, 2006, 02:02 PM

Oh chit this hurts!! L M A O!!!
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Default August 17, 2006, 02:23 PM

Pete's wife says p2000 doesn't snore since his hernia surgery. Seems that now, when he sleeps, his balls no longer fall over his asshole, and he doesn't vapor lock.
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Default August 17, 2006, 02:57 PM

LMFAO @ Waliguy!!!
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Default August 17, 2006, 03:09 PM

We must assume it wasn't his dick covering the hole or he'd have bragged more often! <IMG SRC='/cf4/images/smiley/smiley13.gif' BORDER=0>
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